My puppy teeth are coming out Mom thaid that ith good, but it makth me talk funny. I have big dog teeth and puppy teeth now they are mixthed up and I have to chew thingth. I did dethtruction three timth thith week and today Mom thaid, “TAKODA, YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR.”
I thought I wath going to obedienth training lath week, but the lady cantheled it becauth it thnowed and the thchools were clothed. Mom and I played in the thnow. I liked that. But then I got bored tho I did dethtruction. I wath going to do my dethtruction at obedienth thchool inthead of home but they left me no choith. I did it at home. Firth, Mom had to work. Dad thent her thith picture on hith phone that wath the firth time I got in trouble thith week.
Dad thaid, “I hope you were finithed with thith People Magathine becauth Takoda read it today.” I only got in a little trouble becauth Mom had already read it.
Then I bit Mom a few timth, that alwayth makth her real mad but I wath bored it wath not my fault. I leaned on her legth to thay “Leth go out in the thnow” and Mom did not lithen, tho I had to take acthion and I tore her coat tho Mom would go out with me. Then I bit her panth and tore them. Mom thaid I was a little thit and if I kept it up my name wath going to be changed to Thit inthead of Takoda.
Today, I woke Mom up really early. We had quiet time and a treat and I got a tummy rub. It wath nithe. Then I got to go outthide to do my buthineth. I found out the back door was cracked and there wath a bag of trath out on the porch. I did dethtruction again. That ith when Mom thaid “TAKODA, YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR!” Mom took my rib bone away and I had to wait on the deck while Mom cleaned the porch. Mom said I was an ath-hole. I think the coffee groundth were the real problem, they didn’t want that bread or thoth bonth.
Dad made ribth for the Thuper Bowl and I did not get any but I found them tho I helped mythelf. I got in trouble.
Mom thaid they better not canthel my clath thith week, becauth I am dithobedient and a trouble-maker. But Mom altho thaid I am very, very cute and that workth in my favor and altho my gumth hurt. Mom and Dad laugh at me after they get mad. I have heard them talk, I am adorable and cute and funny and thweet-natured, tho I get away with thom thingth. My gumth hurt now.