I brought a dead raccoon to Mom and Dad today. They were not as pleased as I hoped they would be, it smelled bad it was a furry skeleton with a full tail I was proud. Mom said she will spare you the picture it is very bad.
I had consequences again, vanilla bath consequences. I did not like that I was wet and I smelled like a cookie. Mom and Dad said “TOO BAD, Takoda.” I can’t go out now because it is chilly and I am wet Dad said I might get sick so I shredded my pee pad for fun. They said I am pushing it. I don’t know what it is how can I be pushing it? Mom said I go to daycare tomorrow so she can spring clean I want to play run play bite run.
The other dogs will think I smell funny from consequences I wonder if they get consequences, too?