Mom and Dad took me to the Vet’s office and I got neutered. I don’t know what that means, but I did not like it at all. My tummy got shaved itchy itchy. I was dizzy all day and I could not have food in the morning I did not like that I was hungry.
Mom said I had to get fixed so I would calm down. Dad said he was breaking the man code. Mom said Dad was being silly it was not HIM being neutered. Dad said if I weren’t crazy he would put his foot down and I would not get fixed at all but since I am wild he told Mom to ahead and she did.
I am sensitive, Mom had to take me to Dr. Wootten’s office 6 times to let everyone touch me and give me treats so I could get my blood work done. I am too sensitive they did not get my blood I went crazy. I like Evelyn, she gave me a lot of treats I let her touch my legs but I did not like it. I got Mellow-tonin before I went for my neutering. Mom said I would relax it made me sleepy mellow I liked it.
I like Dr. Wootten she is smart and pretty she is nice to me even when I am crazy. I got liverwurst and cheese on a stick so I would be good. I know Dr. Wootten thinks I am very handsome I weigh 65 pounds. I am fixed and handsome and I still get in trouble almost every day so my neutering maybe did not work. I made Mom go to the hospital. Bad dog.