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Big Dog, Big Day

This morning Mom and I walked to the top of our mountain it was cold I liked it.  Mom took me to the Vet’s office today I got treats I got weighed.  I weigh 57 and a half pounds at 6 months.  I am a BIG DOG.  I am handsome.

cabbageAfter that, Mom took me to Weaverville Tailgate Market.  Mom got watercress and sun chokes and fresh scallops.  I got a peanut butter dog cookie it was good!  We saw Kelly she is an English Shepherd she growled at me from her truck.  Kelly forgot I was at Highgate Farm three times I have to go back we can be friends again. Kelly’s Dad took her to the grass so we could sniff, I am bigger then Kelly she used to roll me in snow me I am big.  She remembered me small I am big now.

After the Tailgate Market Mom and I walked around Lake Louise I was very good, ladies petted me I am soft the ladies said my Mom socialized me well her dog has to stay home all the time he was not socialized.  I don’t know what that is but I am glad Mom and Dad did it to me.  I got to drink water at the creek and see the big wheel I was very good.  I saw ducks and geese I did not chase them I was good.  We ran I did not run too fast Mom said she was proud of me I like that.

mill wheel

Then we went to the Weaverville Pet Pantry I met Trunks he liked me we sniffed he shopped with me and Mom. Trunks was cute I am bigger.  I got to pick out treats and a bone.  Mom got a new Kong I lost my old Kong in the yard.

I might be good more I liked today.  It was better than vanilla bath consequences when I bring dead things. I met Justin at the Pet Pantry, he is friends with Flopp Tracey my Mom knows Flopp’s Mom.  Patty has the Junk Shop in Marshall with very good junk I like Patty we go see her she likes me.  This is a picture of Flopp silly dog.

Flopp Tracey







After that we met Dad at the top of our mountain to see the sunset I had a bully stick Mom and Dad had a beer it was cold we went home.  I ate supper sleep now.  Big dog, big day.


The Gate

gate latchSometimes when Mom and Dad are busy I stay on the deck I like it.  I can see birds and rabbits and deer one day I saw a turkey it made me crazy I wanted it.   There is shade and a water bowl I can hear the other dogs barking so I know where they are.   The deck has a gate with a latch I like the deck.

A few days ago Mom and Dad put me on the deck I OPENED THE GATE!  I RAN!  I am smart I opened the gate I ran!  Dad came out the front door to get me I was gone I ran!   Dad yelled, “TAKODA COME!”  I ran.

I ran next door to see Daisy 2 no name stray dog we ran.  I ran to the park I ran to the neighbors they called Mom and Dad my tag says to call for $reward they did.  I don’t know $reward but they called they did not keep me, I got away I ran their German Shepherd is old I ran.  It was getting dark Mom and Dad walked and drove all over our mountain I ran it was fun.  I decided to go home I was hungry Mom said I stunk I had to go to the beauty parlor and get consequences the next day then I smelled good I was shiny.  Dad said I am prettier than the lady on the Weather Channel.  I am handsome. dog on deck

There is a lock on my gate now I can’t open it.  Mom and Dad have to do it after my leash is on I don’t have thumbs.

Training Mom

I am Mom’s first dog.   She says I am a challenge and a pain and a joy.   Almost every day, Mom says there is something she did not know about dogs until she got me and I started to grow.  She loves me I am a pain I like to run I am a pain.   Mom likes to look into my eyes and talk to me and she likes when I cock my head and seem to listen and I am cute.  I run. I am a pain in the ass I think that is good because Mom says that then she hugs me and says it again.   In the car we look at each other Mom says it is dangerous roads curve she cannot look in my eyes.   I put my head on the CD holder armrest thing I sleep, Mom puts her hand on my eyes to stop the sun she loves me.

Mom says she did not know these things because she never had a dog:

  • Dogs are a pain, more than Mom imagined, I think I am more than Mom bargained for I am special
  • Puppies gain 40 pounds in 3 months they pull on the leash it is dangerous, I am big and strong I run
  • I run I need a job I run I am fast I run
  • Puppy needle teeth fall out in the house, Dad put them on the table Mom said “disgusting” those teeth are gone they were sharp but now I have big white teeth I get new teeth every week they are different
  • Puppies poop like grown men every day sometimes more it stinks it takes time
  • Every night some animal takes my poop, Mom and Dad like that they said it sure makes things easy maybe some animal gets nutrition they are not sure I don’t know nutritions yet it sounds good
  • I am into decaying animals it it bad I stink It means a bath and consequences, Mom and Dad get mad they say I am inconvenient
  • I want to run all the time I run I go see Daisy 2 when I get out Mom and Dad put a double lock on the gate I ate a plant Dracena, Mom thought it froze it looked bad I ate it that is why it looked bad

I got in trouble this week and I started school I went to daycare I will tell you later.


The BywaterYesterday the sun was out and it was 80 degrees.   Mom and Dad took me to the Bywater Pub in Asheville to celebrate.  I met 5 new dog friends and 2 cute little girls.  Everyone petted me and fussed over me I am handsome.  Everyone said I am SO BIG for 5 months it is true I am big.  Yesterday made me 5 months old I am very large for a puppy.

Mom and Dad said I was a good boy and Mom got me a hot dog from Teau Food.  It was delicious I want another one.   I want to go back there soon.  Mom said it is their favorite hangout in the summer we will go back I can’t wait I want to go now.  My Mom does not really have a pole sticking out of her head.

Enough Already

Takoda passed out after his little jaunt to doggie daycare.   What the hell is that?  I never had daycare.  I’m a cat.  I take care of myself.
Here I am in this picture, checking out the property.  I survey, I take action, I don’t put up with any crap.
Orange Boy CatI CERTAINLY don’t need any damn daycare.

That dog is a piece of work.  All I hear is, “Who is Mama’s good boy?” and “Did you have fun at school pup-pup?”  Makes me want to strategically puke hairballs and grass if you know what I mean.  I have been a GOOD BOY for 12 years now.   I was first, I have loved Mom and Dad through thick and thin.  I have been a GOOD BOY.  Those days are over.   I am about to take back some territory from the brat.

Rory Gallagher is no help at all, I’ll  have to do it  myself.  No problem, I wasn’t alone on the streets for the first 2 years of my life for nothing.  I’ll handle it.  That’s how I roll.

I Love Doggie Daycare!

You know why?  Because that giant 50 pound cat-chasing idiot is IN IT today.  That means Rory Gallagher has full run of the place without being chased by the monster.  I am Rory Gallagher, a fine cat.   This is me in Dad’s trailer.  Cute, yes?  Mom says I have pumpkin pie eyes because they are orange-y brown like that pie.  I took Takoda’s password so I could write this.  He won’t like it but I don’t care.Rory Gallagher

My brother-cat is Amos, he is 14 or 15 so he sleeps a lot.   He hates the dog even more than I do.  Takoda ruined our lives. Takoda thinks Amos and I belong in the bedroom so he chases us back every time we try to go into the living room.  He eats our food, too.  He inhales a bowl of crunchiness like it is air.  He is a glutton.  A pig.  A smelly dog.



Amos is brave, he is a fighter.

He will face off with that dog and hiss and scratch his nose.  Amos won’t let Takoda in our room, he has that dog in his place.  I hide behind Amos whenever I can.  Why should I risk this face if I can hide behind Amos the Warrior?

Takoda likes to chase me, I hate him.  He is nuts.  It was bad enough when I had to face off with hens, they were intimidating, but I was not afraid.  Mom and Dad say Takoda just wants to play.  That may be, but he wants to play “eat the kitty” so I have to  be very, very cautious.   Stealthy.  Sneaky.  Prepared at all times.  I stay outside and catch mice and voles all day.  I watch Takoda from the tall grass I know all there is to know and he is too dumb to figure it out.   I see his every move.

Amos and I get to sleep in the bed with Mom and Dad.  I like to play at 4:30 a.m.  No one else does.  Takoda has to stay in the living room.  That’s good, otherwise I would have to watch him  all night.  I can’t be everywhere all the time.  I have work to do.   I want to learn  to open the gate to let the dog out so he will get lost.  I watch how it’s done, if I had thumbs this would all be over.  At least we have doggie daycare.


Bath Time

I brought a dead raccoon to Mom and Dad today.  They were not as pleased as I hoped they would be, it smelled bad it was a furry skeleton with a full tail I was proud.  Mom said she will spare you the picture it is very bad.

I had consequences again, vanilla bath consequences.  I did not like that I was wet and I smelled like a cookie.  Mom and Dad said “TOO BAD, Takoda.”  I can’t go out now because it is chilly and I am wet Dad said I might get sick so I shredded my pee pad for fun.   They said I am pushing it.  I don’t know what it is how can I be pushing it?  Mom said I go to daycare tomorrow so she can spring clean I want to play run play bite run.

The other dogs will think I smell funny from consequences I wonder if they get consequences, too?

In the Dog House

I did destruction last week with toilet paper.  English Shepherdphoto (22) Mom said I need more exercise she is right but she will only run with me one time every day she said she is old and cannot run 20 miles like me.  I am strong.  Thursday Mom and Dad took me to play with a lot of dogs all at once I was sort of scared.  We got in Dad’s truck we drove to Dog House Doggie Daycare.  There was a man named Kevin he was nice he thought I was a Border Collie everyone does.  I don’t know why.  I am an English Shepherd I am big.  People always ask “Is he a BC?” At first Mom did not know what they were talking about we did not know BC means Border Collie.

When we went in to Dog House Doggie Daycare, Mom and Dad had to fill out some paperwork about me and prove I had all my vaccinations.  They had a folder I don’t know what vaccination is but they said I have all of them plus flea and tick protection.  I had a tick last week my first tick Mom said GROSS and pulled it off of me.   The man Kevin turned on a TV monitor and told Mom and Dad to watch while he took me to meet the big dogs.  I was scared.  We went out a door I wanted Mom and Dad to come, but I liked being on TV.   I am very attractive I should be on TV.IMG_0592

The Kevin man took me down a hallway and opened a door to a room with a lot of dogs that were big like me.   They ran up they barked I was scared.  They all sniffed me all over even my butt I was nervous they barked loud.  There was a door to outside I ran out into a fenced  yard the dogs came after me sniff sniff bark bark.  They made a circle I was in it I did not like that I ran.  I went behind the door, they came too.   The Kevin man left after a few minutes he said he might put me with smaller dogs it might be better.   Mom and Dad did not come they left me there I thought they left me forever I was scared. The Kevin man came and got me after a while and put me in another room  with smaller dogs that was better but they never did shut up they barked a lot.  I was not afraid with the little dogs we played but I was nervous. Doggie Daycare Mom and Dad did come back though three hours later they came back I was so glad I was scared.  Mom hugged me I was so happy I wanted a hug from Mom she gave me a lot of them.  Dad took pictures he said I am always blurry I don’t think it is me I think the camera moves, I am handsome.   We got in the car Mom said I was subdued I was not I was just tired.   When we got home I drank a LOT of water then I took a nap for 3 hours hours Mom said that daycare had the desired result I was so tired, even the next day I was tired.  They said they will take me back I want to go play and I know they will come back now so I don’t mind.  Dog House Doggie Daycare is my school I go to school now I am a BIG BOY Takoda.Takoda

State Dog?

State Dog Material
State Dog Material

Takoda here.  Most days I am allowed to go next door for a little while and play with my friend.  My friend is long-legged and skinny, a stray and he is young like me he is brindle stripey.  He stays with a man who does not want him but no one can catch him he is too fast.  The man feeds him but his other dogs get the food they are very big and strong.  He runs faster than me that is very super fast.  Mom and Dad thought he was a girl-dog Mom said “she” looked like my Uncle Robert and Aunt Karen’s dog Daisy, who is a Plott Hound, the state dog of North Carolina.  I want to the be state dog of North Carolina.  I am very handsome I should be the state dog.  Daisy lives in California so I do not understand why she is the state dog of North Carolina that does not make sense.  Vote for Takoda state dog!  My cousin Daisy is cute she can be state dog of California.

Daisy of CA
Daisy of CA

My friend is too skinny he does not get as much food as I do Mom said his hip bones make her sad.  Mom and Dad try to feed him but he is afraid of all people.  Sometimes Dad puts food on his driveway for him.   Mom calls my friend Daisy 2 she thought he was a girl until this week.  Mom has wanted to catch Daisy 2 and have her fixed so she won’t have puppies that nobody loves.  I don’t know why anybody would not want to love a puppy.  That is dumb, puppies are the best things ever just look at me I am a puppy everybody loves me.  Mom has tried to get a picture of Daisy 2 but he is too fast.

This week my Mom’s friend Elizabeth from San Diego came to visit I loved her.  San Diego is in California I wonder if she knows Daisy?  Elizabeth brought me a rope toy with bones I like it.  Mom and her friend Elizabeth took me for a walk to the river we saw my friend Daisy 2 and Mom said he has a pee-pee now he is a boy so we won’t have puppies that is good.  But Mom said she still wants to get Daisy 2 fixed so he won’t make puppies and she does not want me to make puppies.  I don’t know how to make puppies I don’t care we went to the river!  Mom made me stay on my leash but I got to run in the creek and I got to jump in the river I love cold water on my paws.  Then I jumped on Mom with wet paws and got her shirt and pants wet she said “Oh Takoda get down!”  I tried to jump on Elizabeth but Mom made my leash short Elizabeth said I am very good dog.  There was a man at the river he smiled he did not have many teeth I think his puppy teeth fell out I smelled him he smelled okay.  I loved Elizabeth she let me sleep next to her bed.  Mom and Dad sleep with cats I loved Elizabeth.

Elizabeth has a dog her name is Gracie I don’t know her.  Mom and Elizabeth talked about Gracie they said she runs she likes to chase rabbits she likes snow and being unruly I would like to play with Gracie.  Mom and Elizabeth and Gracie used to live in Illinois near each other they miss each other.  Gracie goes on a kayak and hikes.  I like to hike.  I don’t know kayak what is that?  Gracie could be the state dog of California she is very cute but she got in trouble at her hiking class I like that.  I get in trouble all the time.  After we went to the river, we came home and Mom and Elizabeth talked and talked and talked they said they had not seen each other in two and a half years a very long time.  At midnight, Mom took me out to do my business I ran.  I ran and my leash broke and I was free it was a beautiful warm night I went to see my friends.  Mom was upset she said I scared her I was sorry but only a little sorry because I saw Daisy 2 and Esa and Sam next door and the moon was out we ran.  Mom said she could not go to bed until I got home I made her worry but I came back it was not that long.   It was a good day I slept on Elizabeth’s floor.

Gracie of CA
Gracie of CA

Elizabeth can fly she flew back to California all by herself.  My Mom and Dad cannot fly, they walk I did not know any people could fly.  I wonder if Gracie can fly?  I want to fly, I run.  Mom said she just saw this picture of Gracie on Facebook with a dirty face.  I get dirty face too I might love Gracie.

Normal Dog!!

Mom said I am finally a normal dog.  I am a big boy now.  IMG_0505I get in the car by myself and I put my head out the window this means I am normal.  Mom holds onto me though she said I might lunge at something because I am just a puppy.  I am not a puppy I am a big dog.  Mom is wrong about that but I like the car I am normal.